domesticated.

6 a.m.

alarm rings. switch off and get up – no snooze.

kettle on, toast in.

mug. tea bag – brew for 3 minutes exactly.

2 level teaspoons of sugar and 2ml of milk. no more; no less.

butter toast. take it up.

 

1 p.m.

apply cover up. get dressed – long sleeve; turtle neck.

grab coat, get bus.

friday: steak night. 2 sides but no greens.

wash, slice, dice, boil, mash, simmer, grate, saute, fry.

medium rare.  serve dinner.

 

8 p.m.

wash dishes. scrub the floor – no speck left to be seen.

wash clothes, hang to dry.

hoover during adverts between Top Gear and MOTD.

bathe: 10 minutes. towel dry: dab carefully over sensitive skin.

give head. sleep.

live.