the writer

Welcome, Reader.

I am the man behind the writing, and this is a little about me (in response to a certain someone‘s blog post).

• I always sleep under the covers.
• My room is never tidy, and I don’t really care.
• I have the ability to distinguish between the flavours of soup my gran has concocted through smell alone.
• I often daydream of having special powers.
• I am always image conscious, but never satisfied with the way I look.
• I enjoy nice aromas.
• My favourite colour changes every so often. At the moment, it’s purple.
• I like the silence of night.
• I am in love with cakes – there is no better explanation for it.
• I take great pleasure in knowing things about people that no one else does.
• I only learnt to make cheese on toast 2 weeks ago.
• I hate snow.
• I frequently plot revenge on people I dislike, but never see them through.
• I still watch – with great jollity – childrens’ programs.
• I was born in Wolverhampton.
• I never used to brush my teeth and now fear I will lose them all before turning 30.
• I never tell anyone I dislike them to their face.
• I have an obsession with linguistics and language.
• Despite my orientation, I enjoy the occasional heterosexual adult movie.
• My biggest vice is nice underwear – I don’t smoke; I don’t do recreational drugs; I rarely consume alcohol.